Ice Cream Gate: 2 Scoops of Impeachment

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That right folks, according to CNN (better known as the Clinton News Network), Donald Trump, tyrant that he is, gets two scoops of ice cream while everyone else only gets one.  And, to top it off, he takes thousand island dressing instead of creamy vinaigrette with his salads.  I dunno about you, but it's clear as day that this is a sign that the Jews Russians are behind this and that the president is colluding with them.




Joking aside, it amazes me how desperate these people are.  Just how asshurt about the 2016 election are you that you need to grasp at straws this minuscule?  Oh well, I guess dipshits will be dipshits.  Thinking about it now, I don't know why I'm complaining when we're getting top quality comedy like this (Maybe Amy Schumer should take notes).  And they wonder why we call them "Fake News"...



Also, thanks to everyone for the birthday wishes.  I know I'm about, uh...19 days late (Yeah, sorry about that...), but I appreciate every single one of them.  You guys are awesome!
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LilCoqui's avatar
Funny thing how i had someone at work bitching about how Trump was being unfair and not sharing ice cream with other people... and the person was being serious too.